The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
Psycho? 5 Points
maybe.
Secret pixel hand shake. 5 Points
...
Sexual Decapoda 5 Points
Nephropidae
Supa Sumba Pawdy. 5 Points
Cake and apple pie.
The bees Justin... 5 Points
Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?
This is madness! 5 Points
Yes it is.
to mod, or not to mod? 5 Points
that is the ummmm somthing...
YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... 5 Points
HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH... 5 Points
I'm almost done.
FUL of P 10 Points
hhhmmmmm.
Knowledge Keeper 10 Points
Visit the codex 100 times.
THE KING OF THE PORTAL! 10 Points
He will always be to me...
Hardcore 5 Points
Kill for the gun
Nice Guy 5 Points
Ask for the gun
Splat! 5 Points
Don't deploy your parachute
Sharpshooter 10 Points
Win the shootout level
Woot! 10 Points
Win the game
Mutation 10 Points
Complete all 6 endings
Showdown Survivor 10 Points
Complete any 1 ending
Target Practice 5 Points
Complete 1st mission
Balancing act 10 Points
Complete 4th mission
High Note 10 Points
Complete 5th mission
I'm on my way 10 Points
Complete 2nd mission
Playing with matches 25 Points
Complete 8th mission
Balls of fire 10 Points
Complete 6th mission
Need for speed 10 Points
Complete 3rd mission
Ferris wheel of fun 25 Points
Complete 10th mission
Highrise fall 25 Points
Complete 9th mission
Up, up and away 25 Points
Complete 7th mission
Golden scope 50 Points
Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)
Silver scope 50 Points
Complete first five missions
The news is out there 50 Points
Complete 11th mission
Sharp shooter 100 Points
Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)
Cheater 5 Points
Cheat the game by referring to the cheatsheat
Controlled 25 Points
Control the sprite everywhere
Spiked 10 Points
Death by spike - 100 times
Best eyes in business 25 Points
Collect all the hidden collectibles
Mastered 50 Points
Master the game by winning unlocking medals
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Return to Me 25 Points
Your fate is sealed.
Perpetiel's Wings 50 Points
Racing toward fate.
Welcome Home 50 Points
Your journey is over.
Loki 100 Points
There were no survivors.
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Boner 5 Points
Get a bonus!
Influenza 5 Points
Give the host influenza
Measles 5 Points
Give the host measles
Hepatitis 10 Points
Give the host hepatitis
Herpes 10 Points
Give the host herpes
Leukocide 10 Points
Kill a white blood cell
Drug Resistance 25 Points
Complete a level after having taken damage
HIV 25 Points
Kill the host
Smallpox 25 Points
Give the host smallpox
Lymphocaust 25 Points
Kill 10 white blood cells
Hyper Mutation 100 Points
Complete the game in under 500 seconds
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Clock Welder 5 Points
Repair the clock
Robot Welder 10 Points
Repair the robot
Bomb Welder 50 Points
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Conquer the North Pole 5 Points
Zombify Santa.
Conquer the South Pole 5 Points
Penguin zombies are no joke.
Beat Game on Easy 5 Points
Beat the game on easy difficulty.
Conquer Africa 5 Points
Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?
Conquer Canada 5 Points
Not that they put up much of a fight.
Conquer Central America 5 Points
I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.
Conquer South America 5 Points
The amazon just got even wilder.
Conquer South Asia 5 Points
What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.
Conquer the World in 90 Days 5 Points
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!
Fully Upgrade One Item 5 Points
Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.
Fully Upgrade One Zombie 5 Points
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.
Beat Game on Normal 10 Points
Beat the game on normal difficulty.
Conquer Australia 10 Points
Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!
Conquer China 10 Points
People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.
Conquer Japan 10 Points
If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.
Conquer Russia 10 Points
In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!
Conquer the World in 75 Days 10 Points
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!
Fully Upgrade Five Zombies 10 Points
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.
Fully Upgrade Four Items 10 Points
Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.
Hire 20 Employees 10 Points
You are a thriving small business.
Hire 40 Employees 10 Points
You are a thriving company.
Beat Game on Hard 25 Points
Beat the game on hard difficulty
Conquer Europe 25 Points
Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.
Conquer the United States 25 Points
Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.
Fully Upgrade All Items 25 Points
Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.
Hire 60 Employees 25 Points
You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!
Unlock all Company Upgrades 25 Points
Your company is now running at peak efficiency!
Beat Game w/o Losing a Battle 50 Points
You are definitely an expert strategist.
Conquer the World in 60 Days 50 Points
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!
Fully Upgrade All Zombies 50 Points
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.
